Sunday, January 08, 2006

Malibu

Malibu is exclusive: exclusive to non-functional celebrities and the tastelessly wealthy. Here is where you find the residence of Jean Paul DeJoria- Paul Mitchell hair mogul and incidently the owner of Patron Tequila. His idea of charity this holiday season was to hire a snow machine and a santa with a REAL beard, thereby creating a winter wonderland outside of his 21,000 square-foot, self-proclaimed "castle." The weather-deprived children of Malibu were neither gracious nor hungry thanks to their spoiled upbringing and the In-n-Out Burger Truck parked next to Santa's sleigh. Ah, Malibu.

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