A day of traveling.


Itinerary: 8:45 A.m. - Pain. Cab door closes on Barcelona.


10:25 A.m. - KLM flight 1666 (honestly) to Amsterdam.


12:45 to 12:48 P.m. - ears pop for three minutes straight.


2:15 P.m. - KLM flight 641 to JFK. Bumped up to business class.

Spanning time zones and the atlantic - 3 course dinner and movies.


For anyone who hasn't seen it, I recommend Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, especially with champagne and a chocolate beignet served hot with hazlenut ice cream.


4:45 P.m. - Welcome to the United States of America. Don't forget your Dutch house souvenier courtesy of KLM World Business Class. It's a collectible and the drunk 100 lb. Korean cross-dresser in the seat next to you wants it so you should too.


5:55 P.m. - Big red and my skis made it back to New York, but they can't rest yet. We're riding this air train to Terminal 6 and starting on a whole new journey.


6:25 P.m. - Emily awaits.




6:55 P.m. - Emily eats.




7:35 P.m. - We're off to Portland